1. I love it and it made me giggle madly also.
2. I can't understand a single thing you post because it's all misspelled gibberish.
3.So awesome it made my cold, black heart skip a beat.
4. This post makes me sad and angry equally. (Sangry?)
5. Wow, there really is a sucker born every minute.
6. The book is always better.
8. I laugh because this post really shows your cognitive dissonance. And I know you don't get that.
9. Oh sweetie, your opinions mean SO much to me.
10. I have no idea who or what this is, but I'll like it anyway because everyone else did.
11. Not worth my peace or my time.
12. Bless your heart, I know you try.